Anyone heard of a router supporting this (IMPS) Protocol???

Friday night, my wife surprised me. First she suggested dinner, "somewhere near the Plaza". Then she casually suggested, "Why don't we take a quick look around the Apple store? I know you like that store."

So, never being one to refuse a trip to Mecca, we quickly sashayed into the Apple store - where they were having the release party for the new iPod!!!

Then the big surprise. "Honey - I want to buy one for you!!"

Well, you could have knocked me over with a floppy!

So now I'm the proud owner of the most extreme MP3/AAC player on the planet.

Most awesome!

I think I'll keep that woman.

You just gotta love those people in New Hampshire!!!

Live Wireless or Die!!!!

Will The Real Hussein Please Stand Up?(Slim Shady Parody)

If you want to make a call... DIAL The Payphone Project

"Sometimes a mother gives birth only to discover, immediately or much later, that it was a mistake..."

The Sweetwater Post-Natal Abortion Clinic...

Replay lives!!!!!!! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa

For all of you Replayers (and you know who I am, er, you are), read this!!!

Excuse me.....

Does anyone know where I can get a firewall for my guitar ???

Only 3 years in the making..... New servers from SUN !!!< /A>

check out the Iraqometer...!

The Top 100 Hoaxes - here's #40:

Internet Spring Cleaning
In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged. The cleaning would be done by "five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world." During this period, users were warned to disconnect all devices from the internet. The message supposedly originated from the "Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff, Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology." This joke was an updated version of an old joke that used to be told about the phone system. For many years, gullible phone customers had been warned that the phone systems would be cleaned on April Fool's Day. They were cautioned to place plastic bags over the ends of the phone to catch the dust that might be blown out of the phone lines during this period.

~~ MrWong's Soup'Partments ~~ Get Your Apartment Today!

Favorite Foods of Philadelphia

US Department of Laughs; these "universal signs" from the US Government "ready.gov" website are great...!

Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974

Anyone got a spam filter for netscape.net email? I can't stand the strain!!!!!!!!!!

Google as Big Brother

The first Cooking show on Television to explore the relationship between Food & Sex on Citytv and SexTV

March Hare, March Hair,,Heresy!

And Hydrox!

Well of course it is.....

See ? This means March!