Hey!!!

I'm as good as ol' Pablo ......


Where did you leave your Mr. Picassohead??

Well - Now we know what's happening with Chris .....

Chris Pirillo live on Unscrewed on TechTV .....

Winning Poems for the demise of Jennicam...

"Ahh, look at all the lonely people..."

fly the 'copter...

Chris Pirillo visits the G... too bad we're no longer there...

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Maybe there's 12 days until THAT, but more importantly, it' s only
TWO days until... THIS.

For reviews and spoilers, see HERE.

Planet DeBella - Holiday Humor:

"Top Ten Least Beloved Holiday TV Specials
10.'The Grinch Who Stole Grandpa's Heart Medication'
9.'The World's Bloodiest Furby Riots'
8.'It's An Even More Wonderful Life If You're Rich'
7.'For The Love Of God And Everything Holy, Change Your Shirt, Charlie Brown'
6.'Hanukkah With Monica'
5.'Emeril Lagasse Spit-Roasts Blitzen Live'
4.'Ernest Borgnine's Mistletoe Kiss-A-Palooza'
3.'The House Of Representatives' Impeachment Proceeding And Holiday Hoe-Down'
2.'Kenneth Starr Subpoenas Santa Claus'
1.'Let's Biopsy' "

12 Shopping days left until .....

Today my thoughts are extraterrestrial. How small one feels when one thinks of the vastness of space. It makes you wonder about humanity. And how projects like this, in a small way, brings humanity together for a single purpose, and this time in the name of science.

Two Dials, One Sun is something that every inner geek can get his mouse cord around.

So, come on! Join in the human equation, set up your webcam, decorate your dial and be one with the cosmos!

One man's quest to keep seniors fit;

Leo Fong, 75, is a retired United Methodist minister, a 10th-degree black belt in martial arts and the founder of the mind-body martial-arts fitness program Chi-Fung, which he teaches to seniors in Tarzana, Chatsworth and Pacoima.

L.A. Daily News - Health

He was the star in THIS great film (which I worked on in Manila twenty-five years ago)

It's all about Sun.

I'm wire-free and lovin' it!!!



Cerritos, CA - now the offical largest site of the Wi-Fi world!!!!

Finally available! The PowerPoint slides that were promised...
Gettysburg Cemetery Dedication

A poem

I knew that the Matrix wasn't real!!! It was a copy!!!!

This is the real thing!

Did you see this?

and...
this is obvious

I love stuff like this...
Church Sign Generator

This is way cool, but it's going to be cooler if they improve the vocabulary...

Let them sing it for you

The website of the ages. Where you can get all those wonderful movies that you missed in your youth.


www.somethingweird.com

For some strange reason, I don't seem to remember any of these, however.......

Interesting - this guy says he "owns" Eros (the asteroid) and
therefore NASA owes him $20 for parking on it, "in space #29".

And it's serious enough that it's going to court.

Eros Project: Home Page

An Official Dress Code I wish they had when I was in school...

Funniest video of 2003!


Please tune in and see what I mean!

Have you seen the Nokia N-Gage Phone/game console?

well, see:
Totally Sidetalkin' Nokia N-Gage Style!! SIDETALKING 2003

check out the
HiRes Photo of the So Cal Fires...

Error.
Smart Capture

Ok, this is what you want for your home system and your work system....

9X Media - X-Top Expert 10 multiple LCD multiple monitor 5 over 5 configuration

New Internet speed record set by European and U.S. labs - Computerworld

OR

23,403,509 pieces of spam per minute.

The pr0n operators rejoice.

Starve at a spa, for only $3484 a week!
Herald.com - Your Miami Everything Guide

Brian Mung: Blaineman?

Why the DMCA is a bad thing...

SunnComm won't sue grad student | CNET News.com

Is there no such thing as bad publicity? At least in this case, I'm sure sales are UP...
CNN.com - 'Ghettopoly' game causes outrage - Oct. 9, 2003

Rudy Park has a good idea for Orange County...

The Beatles get naked !!!!

A new job opening posted on Sun Microsystems' Web site confirms the company's growing aspirations to roll out servers based on AMD's Opteron processor.

The Register

Yahoo! News - Am I on fire or is it just German TV?

funny...
Pen stuck

Hours of Fun!!!!

Celebrity Transform

Following a theme...

Celebrities with and without makeup.

This is extremely instructive; look how much models get retouched... they don't really look like that...

Greg's Digital Portfolio

Confessions of a Spam King
(free NYTimes registration required)

Cingular GSM network knocked off-line, 900,000 customers affected - Computerworld

Actually, someone tripped over a power cord...
(probably the same guy who knocked over that satellite)

Hard to believe it's been 20 years...

Stallman's announcment: Free Unix!

Well, DUH!!!!

The Gospel of Tux (1.0)

And that's not all


MORE!

Big news....

sacbee.com -- Politics -- Gov. Davis signs churro legislation

Search by Location (Google Weblog)

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Because they can ........



VT Rocks!!!!!!

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Love (The $50 Porsche)

what a moron...

or as fark.com put it, "Man believes yoga will protect him from shark bite, hilarity ensues and Discovery Channel films it"

sonofabitch.com - son of a bitch

SlashNOT - Satire for nerds. Geek humor that matters. A parody of Slashdot.

Phil Bradley's Great SPAM Experiment. How do we get spam?

TODAY IS International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arrrrr!

Prepare to be Boarded!

The Beatles Let It Be Naked

The Apple Powerbook has been updated!

It is totally awesome - but don't let my gentle diatrible sway you ...

Its specs are more impressive.

Get yours now (but not before I get mine...)

FINALLY!!!
Canon EOS Digital Rebel review by PC Magazine

Chris Pirillo has made the BIG TIME...

A collection of old but interesting articles from such magazines as Creative Computing (was always my favorite), etc....

Classic Computer Magazine Archive

See some singled out articles at Some Days you Eat the Bear

Today's theme: Fun Stuff!!!

'nuff said!

Hey, watch it, don't... ahhhhggghh - Whoops!!!

Oh shit. Uh, I was just leaning against this and...

hey kid...

Dead Parrot Sketch: "Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. "

End of an Era ...

This man, Bill Joy, who gave the UNIX community so much of what it now takes for granted in a UNIX OS, is leaving Sun Microsystems after 21 years of service.

Let's hope this doesn't darken Sun's skies ....

Slow day - nothing to say.



Except that.


.... and that.



.... and that....


...... and ....




help?!

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

rant courtesy of
Insult Monger...

OK - now it's fixed.


There's just no safe blogging anymore .... :-(



But I wanna know ......



WHO STOLE MY "B"????????

Why is this a "Ramling Remblog" - why not a "Rambling Remblog?"

Does anyone read this?

shout out to show you care....

also, see my NEW Slashdotty-like blog, jeffdot.blogdot.org, brought to you by the wonderful country of... uh, Portugal. Anyone can post... any topic.

I caught a few episodes of this - and it was great!
This is good news...

'Firefly' lands in film afterlife

The latest accessory for your Hummer...

Bumpernuts

Operation TIPS-TIPS: Report TIPS informants

AtomFilms - Ahhnold for Governor!

Whoa!!! White House Subs (of Atlantic City fame) in VEGAS??

LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL: LIVING: COLUMN: TASTE OF THE TOWN: Heidi Knapp Rinella

Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19

Need a place to crash?

The Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports

A wedding to remember...

Krispy Kreme Donut Calendar

An old site where I was once employed, went dark yesterday. One can only wonder what happened .....

It's still missing from the digital domain as of this posting .....

Why You Can't Find Your UNIX System Administrator

Practical UNIX Terrorism

oookay.... here's STD-ster

What is Introvertster?

Search Google for "french military victories"

Your Cell Phone is a Homing Device...

Legal Affairs: May | June 2003

Blast from the Past department: Years ago I met this gentleman and he definitely helped to set the controls for the heart of the sun.

And if he ever needs a stand-in for a No-Show, I'm there!

It is the dawn of a new era in California.

Children will be safe from everything, because of one man.

I don't know how elections can get better than this. And it is summed up in this one phrase:


"Vote for me if you want to live!!!!"

.:: Revelate - Elastic Baby ::.

Yahoo! News - E-Mail Brings Together Flash Mob at NY Toy Store

Next: email arrives telling everyone to show up at Universal Studios...
and then, "everyone refinance their mortgage with Ditech tomorrow at 10am"

Will Macromedia intervene?

Writing With Elvish Fonts

A new Feline Transportation System

The Illustrated Catalog of ACME Products

Roadfood.com Forums - World's Best Pie

Chess Pie? Possum Pie? Hungry Yet?

BEARSKINRUG.CO.UK: Everybody needs a little rug in their lives. Make yours a BEARSKIN.

From Lockergnome Bits and Bytes - Week of 27 July 2003 it's
the MATRIX and PING PONG - Low Tech.

And you thought you couldn't get enough Iron in your diet...

ClickOnDetroit.com - LOCAL 4 FINANCE - Butter Recalled Due To Pieces Of Metal

Kikkoman!

Kitty!

Now it's official!!!! E-mail is dead!!!!!

LONG LIVE COURRIEL!!!!!!

::: NaDa :::

Error: Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Listen online to WXPN Philadelphia - listener-supported radio
at the Univ. of Pennsylvania...

(always a great station back when I was in school...)

WXPN.org 88.5

They're only partly kidding...

Beer For The Homeless

It's here, It's here!!


Of course, you know, it could only mean one thing ......

G5

Scientific American: Bottled Twaddle -- Is bottled water tapped out?

Wing it!:

Why do birds
Fall down from the sky
Every time
You walk by?

Wing Music - www.wingmusic.co.nz - Wing Sings

An interesting marketing idea.
Read My Boobs!
WARNING: nudity

These Are Side Dishes the Family Didn't Order

An Important Q&A about Health.

Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.

ClayKittenShooting

I can only call it bizarre!!!

Just found this link. What do you think ?

DON'T try this at home, kids!

The Etherkiller

A funny thing can hadden with software that tries to do any kind of voluntary or involuntary censorshid.
Look at the relationshid between these two links:

Trend Micro patches 'p' problem in antispam product - Computerworld

Lipogram Links

The DA DA DA commercial with Gates and Ballmer... (Quicktime)

Anyone heard of a router supporting this (IMPS) Protocol???

Friday night, my wife surprised me. First she suggested dinner, "somewhere near the Plaza". Then she casually suggested, "Why don't we take a quick look around the Apple store? I know you like that store."

So, never being one to refuse a trip to Mecca, we quickly sashayed into the Apple store - where they were having the release party for the new iPod!!!

Then the big surprise. "Honey - I want to buy one for you!!"

Well, you could have knocked me over with a floppy!

So now I'm the proud owner of the most extreme MP3/AAC player on the planet.

Most awesome!

I think I'll keep that woman.

You just gotta love those people in New Hampshire!!!

Live Wireless or Die!!!!

Will The Real Hussein Please Stand Up?(Slim Shady Parody)

If you want to make a call... DIAL The Payphone Project

"Sometimes a mother gives birth only to discover, immediately or much later, that it was a mistake..."

The Sweetwater Post-Natal Abortion Clinic...

Replay lives!!!!!!! Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa

For all of you Replayers (and you know who I am, er, you are), read this!!!

Excuse me.....

Does anyone know where I can get a firewall for my guitar ???

Only 3 years in the making..... New servers from SUN !!!< /A>

check out the Iraqometer...!

The Top 100 Hoaxes - here's #40:

Internet Spring Cleaning
In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged. The cleaning would be done by "five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world." During this period, users were warned to disconnect all devices from the internet. The message supposedly originated from the "Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff, Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology." This joke was an updated version of an old joke that used to be told about the phone system. For many years, gullible phone customers had been warned that the phone systems would be cleaned on April Fool's Day. They were cautioned to place plastic bags over the ends of the phone to catch the dust that might be blown out of the phone lines during this period.

~~ MrWong's Soup'Partments ~~ Get Your Apartment Today!

Favorite Foods of Philadelphia

US Department of Laughs; these "universal signs" from the US Government "ready.gov" website are great...!

Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974

Anyone got a spam filter for netscape.net email? I can't stand the strain!!!!!!!!!!

Google as Big Brother

The first Cooking show on Television to explore the relationship between Food & Sex on Citytv and SexTV

March Hare, March Hair,,Heresy!

And Hydrox!

Well of course it is.....

See ? This means March!

And here

fci.org

It's time to lower ALL flags in this country to half mast -- a great man has passed on....

Mr. Rogers has left the neighborhood....


:-(



A moment of silence please.....


More here

OK - you uGeeks - and U know who U are .....

This site just up!!!


searchenterpriselinux.techtarget.com

Go there ----

You know you want to ....

This is weird...

Just heard about this - I think it's cool. It really doesn't matter what you think.

http://www.thematrixphone.com/

Check it out.

Bliem Bliem!

Now now, let's not quibble about who picked what template first. Of course, I did

I just think that there is symmetry in the Cosmos, Aluminum foil notwithstanding.


Fantastic grey matter coalesces in the same beaker!!!!!!"

Blog Pollution? Is there such a thing? I may have to sic the ABPA (Anti Blog Polluters Association) after you!!!!



Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you ABSOLUTELY SUREthat you want me polluting your Blog as well as my own?

Two recommendations: Blogrolling and the little thing you can add that let's you instantly
put a page into your blog with a right-mouse-click ("Blog This!")

This was done with "Blog This!"

The LISNews Librarian Pickup Lines

Framps! Framps! Come HOME, Framps!!!!!

Chicken Joke

unabashed hype

Some Days You Eat the Bear, and Some Days the Bear Eats You.

Didja HAVE to use the same scheme I did? Or do great minds think alike?

geez.

Today - I asked some friends to join the 'blog. I'm going to try to resurrect an old community environment once known as Framps.

Wow. I've finally taken the plunge to blog. Not sure what's going to happen here - but we'll see. I'm sure *someone* will be listening.....


I mean, come on. It's the web. There's awlays someone listening ...


I'll be back soon .....